If you are interested in spending time with me please fill out the form below. Include the day and time you would like to meet and for how long you would like to indulge yourself. If you really want to impress me, include your astrological sign.
Pick one or more option.
-Your first and last name and way for me to discreetly verify your employment.
-A linkedin set to Public View with more than 500 contacts
-2 current provider references
Payment: Cash/Bitcoin preferred Card available with notice.
From arrival to departure, lets keep it simple.
Upon your arrival I will direct you to the restroom with a fully stocked shower. On the way to the shower is a brass platter where you can leave your consideration for our time. I offer scentless soap as well as mouthwash, both of which you are encouraged to use. When you are done in the restroom, I'll welcome you back into my space where we will begin our adventure.
You are welcome to use my shower before our time together ends.
I will not rush you out the door. I am often on my way to the gym, a dog walk or band rehearsal directly after an engagement.