If you are interested in spending time with me please fill out the form below. Include the day and time you would like to meet and for how long you would like to indulge yourself. If you really want to impress me, include your astrological sign.

My assistant Rose reviews all of my initial screening forms. Her 8 years in this position allows me to focus on what I truly love, meeting my friends and being fully rested and present while doing so. If you prefer to only interface with me, please mark the indicated field and give me a bit of extra time to get to your request.  


Pick one or more option. 

-Your first and last name and way for me to discreetly verify your employment.

-A linkedin set to Public View with more than 100 contacts

-2 current provider references

*In-person screening is available upon request with a prepaid gift card payment of 200 to schedule. These are not refundable if you cancel and are in addition to my consideration. 


From arrival to departure, lets keep it simple.

Upon your arrival I will give you a tour of my space and a big hug! At the end of the tour I will direct you to the restroom with a fully stocked shower. On the way to the shower is a brass platter where you can leave your consideration for our time. I offer scentless soap as well as mouthwash, both of which you are encouraged to use. When you are done in the restroom, I'll welcome you back into my space where we will begin our adventure.

I am fully vaccinated and ask that you please shower directly upon arriving after your tour of the space as a COVID-19 safety measure. 

I will not rush you out the door. I am often on my way to the gym, a dog walk or band rehearsal directly after an engagement.

Payment is for time spent only

Cash/Bitcoin preferred Card available with notice.

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Would you prefer me to screen and schedule with you or are you comfortabe with my assistant Rose scheduling our appointments?

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