If you're interested in spending time with me please fill out the form above. If you really want to impress me, include your astrological sign.
I require a 25 dollar deposit in the form of a gift card for first time clients. Once you fill out the form below and we agree upon our date and time you can send the gift card to firstname.lastname@example.org
Pick one or more
-A linkedin set to "Public View"
or your company's website with your photo showing.
-A current provider reference.
-Photo ID with address covered (if that matters to you). &
-A photo of you holding your ID with just the photo showing.
*Brief In-person screening is available upon request with a prepaid gift card of 100. Fill out my contact form and mention you would like to screen in-person. The in-person screening fee is in addition to the total consideration rate.
-Your first and last name and a blank email from your work account to my private email.
Payment is for time spent only
Card available with notice.
I accept Bitcoin before our appointment only.
From arrival to departure, lets keep it simple.
Upon your arrival I will give you a tour of my space and a big hug! At the end of the tour I will direct you to the restroom with a fully stocked shower. On the way to the shower is a brass platter where you can leave your consideration for our time. I offer scentless soap as well as mouthwash, both of which you are encouraged to use. When you are done in the restroom, I'll welcome you back into my space where we will begin our adventure.
I am fully vaccinated and ask that you please shower directly upon arriving after your tour of the space as a COVID-19 safety measure.
I will not rush you out the door. I am often on my way to the gym, a dog walk or band rehearsal directly after an engagement.
North and South Seattle
You have two options!
I have a lovely space 10 minutes south of downtown Seattle. It is in a residential neighborhood that is quiet and very private.
I have another space 10 minutes north of downtown close to restaurants and other fun activities.
Let me know if you have questions about either. I am happy to give you more info once you have screened.